I can't say that I held out a lot of hope for Identity Thief, but the actual film might be even more disheartening than I feared. It's not that it's unfunny or crass -- trust me, it's both. It's that it's just simply stupid. It's the sort of film that thinks if a male character is named Sandy, then everyone else in the movie should make fun of him about that because Sandy is a girl's name. If that notion makes you laugh, you may enjoy Identity Thief more than I did. May god have mercy on your soul. My review is up at Deadspin.